Cheesy Hammy Eggy
Toast the bread on both sides and then butter. Place one slice of ham on each slice of toast and cover thickly with grated cheese. Place the toast under the grill until the cheese is brown and melted.
While the cheese and toast is under the grill, heat cooking oil in a frying pan and fry two large eggs.
Remove toasted cheese from grill and immediately place one egg on each slice.
Serve hot with anything you damn well want.