RN Subs

Good morning Mr. Fisherman, how are thee,
have you got a lobster you can sell me,
singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,
never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

Yes sir yes sir I have three,
the biggest of the b*****d's I will sell to thee
singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,
never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

So I took the lobster home and put it in a dish,
I put it in a dish where the missus has a pish
singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,
never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

In the middle of the night the missus gave a grunt,
there was the lobster hanging from her c**t,
singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,
never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

Well I grabbed the squeegee, she grabbed the broom,
we chased the f*****g lobster round and round the room,
singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,
never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

I hit it on the side, well I hit it on the head,
I hit the f*****g lobster till the thing was dead,
singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,
never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

The moral of the story, the moral is this,
always have a shuffty, before you have a p**s,
singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,
never let your b******s dangle in the dust.