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Aladdin's Song

There was a lad called Aladdin who had a magic lamp.
He took it off a matelot who was fathoms up a tramp.
He stole it from a matelot too see what he could get,
and he rubbed and he rubbed and he ain't got f*** all yet.
Oh! Fah, lah, le lah, lah le dee, sixteen anners one rupee
feed of a**e on a sycamore tree oh b****r janner.

A sultan said to Aladdin, my palace you can paint.
Aladdin like a big O.D. said no I f******g ain't.
So off he went, with a one inch brush and a pot of black enamel,
and he shoved it up the a***hole of the sultans favourite camel.
Oh! Fah, lah, le lah, lah le dee, sixteen anners one rupee
feed of a**e on a sycamore tree oh b****r janner.

You make farce, kiss my a**e, make fast the dingy.
You make farce, kiss my a**e, make fast the dingy,
and we'll all go back to oggie land, to oggie land,
and we'll all go back to oggie land, where they can't tell paper,
from tissue paper, tissue paper, marmalade and jam.
Oggie, oggie, oggie, oye, oye, oye!
Oggie, oggie, oggie, oye, oye, oye!

Comments

Comment by: david rhodes on July 13th, 2024

Funny thing, I've been out of the Navy for 50 years. But after reading the first line I remembered the lot. Practically word perfect.

Comment by: Smiffy on July 11th, 2022

Most of these songs go way back to the First World War and even a few years before that. They have developed over the years and not always to the wise.

An incredible view into the day to day lives of 'Jack' enjoying himself. I have my dads book of words all written down in Naval pencil. Incredible.

Comment by: Doc on May 29th, 2018

Learned this in Turkey in 1977. Royal Navy was in port, and I fell in with some sailors and was their unnoficial tour guide.

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